August 2011
8 posts
Hurricane? Really?
Welcome to NYC, GQ! Here’s a little earthquake. Full up on natural events yet (because I refuse to call an earthquake I didn’t feel at all while walking around MoMA a “disaster”)? Then here’s a tasty little herrrkane for afters! Yep, my last week in NYC is all herrrkaned-up thanks to Hurricane Irene and its associated impending DOOOOOOM. The news is jumping up and...
Aug 26th
Aug 21st
Across Avenue A and East 12th Street...in the...
Cats and kittens, I’ve had my first scary NYC experience. It involved two hoodlums, or, as I would call them in UK, YOOFS. The other night, a hot, stinky, sweaty Manhattan night, I took a slightly back street b/w Ave A and B (past a mental asylum I noted later, in the light of another day) and these two young persons walked past me in the opposite direction. Walking and...
Aug 21st
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A microphone does not a talent make
Cats. Kittens. I and my friends have been initiated into the ways of New York in the form of… AN OPEN MIKE NIGHT. On Monday 15 August 2011, I attended a venue on The Bowery with two UK friends and 2 Australians. I hasten to add before the onslaught of mania begins that this - yes, THIS - was one of the finest AND most terrifying nights of my life. Deep breath… Where to begin? ...
Aug 17th
Aug 17th
Aug 17th
It's like in the MOVIES!
Cats and Kittens! I have SO many pages of notes from my first three days but no time to write! Where to start? Alpha order? No! Point form! Food establishments named after a “Ray” spotted so far: 3 Bagels consumed: 5 Coffee refills in a diner: 1 Pizza slices consumed: 2 Budweisers consumed: 2 Coopers Sparkling consumer: 6 (it’s cheaper here than at home, and I was feeling...
Aug 16th
At least you can polish the fenders...
I have accidentally become a positive thinker. (And the conjugation of the word “accident” is an excellent one to use, in my flesh-wound riddled existence). And this is in spite of some of my friends presuming I’m having a whinge. I must protest! I have, in fact become more obviously optimistic than I ever was before. And I was optimistic before, trust me. I was and am a...
Aug 14th